Senior Activities Gifts

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

Old aged injured women making a human pyramid in a cheerleading team.

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Challenges of old age

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Old Age Golf

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"Gone to Heaven - Betty, 67."

"The scary part of retirement wouldn't be just financial. It would be having Larry around all the time."

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Pensioners Ahead

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

Cats on Board.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."