Senior Socials Gifts

Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

Speed Dating.

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Pensioner's Romance

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Old Love

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.