Senior Friends Gifts

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Why bother?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

Heavy meals on wheels

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Remote Control Duck

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

Maybe you should leave the evolving to the younger fish.

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'