Seniors Gifts

'I'm bored. Want to see whose medications have more side effects?'

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Pensioner's Romance

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Meanwhile, at the La Mancha Retirement Home...

Roller Skating Pensioner

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Over 65's get together - whilst stocks last.

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

"I you want to know the age of my nan, just count the rings."

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Pensioners Fighting Coronavirus

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"That's odd! I can't find my new dauber anywhere!"

Old Pickpockets - 'Get ready to fall over.'

Old People Hell-Raising on their Motorised Wheelchairs.

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

'I used to love going on the prowl at night too, but these days, I'm asleep by sundown...'

"Darling, have you seen my antidepressants?"

'I knew there was a catch to this senior citizen discount.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"Well, it certainly is nice to know someone's looking out for us old folks!"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."