Senior Year Gifts

"Next order of business, Gentlemen. We still need to choose a theme for the prom..."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Speed Dating.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

Pensioner's Romance

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.