Senior Citizens Gifts

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Tired Woods

Pensioner's Romance

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"