Achieving Senior Citizenship Gifts

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Church Basement Foodie

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Latinos in the USA

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Don't worry about how you look -- it's an old mirror."

Elderly Dating

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'First you're older than the baseball players, then you're older than the president, then you're older than everyone on the Supreme Court...'

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

Furniture Sales. This chair has eight positions! That's seven more than I have these days.

What was life really like in the Middle Ages, Sadie? A lot like today. There were a tiny handful of filthy rich feudal lords, and a huge mass of poor peasants who were too ignorant to see what was going on. What? No, I didn't really want to learn anything, I was just calling you "old." Let's try that again ... How did the sky over your house look after than asteroid wiped out all the dinosaurs? It looked brown. A lot like today.

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

Presidential debate in the USA

Next rest area 8 feet

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."