Achieving Senior Citizenship Pillows

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Church Basement Foodie

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Latinos in the USA

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Elderly Dating

"Don't worry about how you look -- it's an old mirror."

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'First you're older than the baseball players, then you're older than the president, then you're older than everyone on the Supreme Court...'

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

Presidential debate in the USA

Next rest area 8 feet

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

"I you want to know the age of my nan, just count the rings."