Senior Citizen Pillows

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Tired Woods

Pensioner's Romance

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Old Geezers Erupting Every Hour on the Hour.

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Things You Say When You Are Officially Old - Volume # 2

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'