Transition To Senior Citizenship Pillows

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

Support the Ex-Troops

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

Pensioner's Romance

Tired Woods

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Latinos in the USA

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Medication prices for the elderly