Transition To Senior Citizenship Mugs

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Pensioner's Romance

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Latinos in the USA

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Medication prices for the elderly