Becoming A Senior Citizen Mugs

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

'First you're older than the baseball players, then you're older than the president, then you're older than everyone on the Supreme Court...'

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Senior Jeopardy!

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Tired Woods

Pensioner's Romance

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

You know you're getting old... when your barber spends more time on your eyebrows and ears than on the hairs on your head.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking