Senior Citizens With Flair Pillows

'Nice Buns!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Tired Woods

Pensioner's Romance

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."