Senior Citizens With Flair Pillows

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Church Basement Foodie

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Pensioner's Romance

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."