Friends Of Seniors Gifts

"Thank goodness - he's been trying to solve that Rubik's cube thing for over 30 years!"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Why bother?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Heavy meals on wheels

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Remote Control Duck

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Medication for the elderly

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Maybe you should leave the evolving to the younger fish.