Retiree Friends Gifts

'Definitely the feel-good hit of the year.'

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"Why bother?"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Honestly, John, I'm not angry! I was going to suggest you give up driving even before you hit my car in the parking lot!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"You know you're getting old when..."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

Heavy meals on wheels

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'I'm fighting ageing.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Remote Control Duck

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Medication for the elderly

Maybe you should leave the evolving to the younger fish.

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."