Senior Social Groups Gifts

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

Church Basement Foodie

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Speed Dating.

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Pensioner's Romance

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Tripping the light... "Fantastic!"

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"How's your memory?"