Senior Social Groups Gifts

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I don't know who you are!"

Church Basement Foodie

Speed Dating.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Pensioner's Romance

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"How's your memory?"