Senior Socializer Gifts

'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Speed Dating.

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

The Devil's advocaat.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Getting old...

"How's your memory?"

"My son took away my license." "Too many hit and runs." "Too many birthdays?"

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'Frankly I'm looking for a doctor I won't outlive and have to change to another.'

Arrogant OAP.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Snooze Cruise

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"