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Scholarly Socializer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your scholarly socializer? These clever and charming products are ideal for those who love to combine intellect with social fun. Whether they're always hosting book clubs, engaging in lively debates, or just love sharing ideas over coffee, our unique gifts add a touch of humor and thoughtfulness to their gatherings.
"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."
'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'
Quiz Night...
'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'
The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.
'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'
"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"
"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."
The Devil's advocaat.
"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."
Getting old...
"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"
'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'
'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'
'She's spring cleaning and you?'
Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.
"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."
Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.
"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"
"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."
'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'
Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.
It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!
'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'
"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
Running on Empty
'Mrs Gridlington doesn't like being referred to as 'duck' or 'dearie'...so I just call her 'the old trout'!'
'I'm going to have a few drinks with the guys...don't wait up for me.'
'For a laugh I decided to have a potato chip tattooed on my arm - but the thing about potato chips, you can never stop at just one!'
"Maybe we should change the name of the parish to something cool, like the Protestants do and add a coffee bar."
"The other thing I love about drinking is that you can't do it online."
Bar. Don’t apologize for calling me a porpoise … Heck, I thought you were a crocodile!
"Your family is pretty messed up."
Scholarly Socializer Gifts Collection
Scholarly Socializer Mugs
Discover more clever mugs designed for social butterflies and book lovers to start their day with a smile.
Scholarly Socializer Pillows
Relax with pillows that fuse humor and intellect, perfect for the scholarly socializer’s cozy spaces.
Scholarly Socializer Prints
Decorate the home or office with prints that celebrate the joy of learning and socializing in style.
Scholarly Socializer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that speak to the scholar who loves meaningful conversations and social gatherings.