Sociable Scholar Gifts

'I think it's finally accurate to say that literally everyone is misusing the word 'literally'.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Party Animals.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

Medical Student

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

"A friendly warning, pal—this is a sports bar."

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

Join me in a cosmopolitan?

Starting School

Cliques Amongst Mathematicians.

Rose Wine

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."

"Your family is pretty messed up."

'Funny how I always get on well with weirdos . . . Dunno why!'

'I was made Professor Emeritus before my time.'

'...46 and still have Principles...'

'You'll never get anywhere in life with a diligent attitude like that!'

'men's friendships are like a convenience store. Women's friendships are like a mall.'

I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie. It just sounds horrible. It takes all the best parts of it: Seeing someone for the first time

Graduating in the Age of COVID

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

'I'll have to go - some-one's knocking at the door.'

CS560692"He's a prolific publisher on Twitter."

"What a small world! We're rich too."