Socially Savvy Gifts

'I'll have to go - some-one's knocking at the door.'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Online Dating

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Victorian Selfie

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"We advised viewer discretion and they all decided not to watch."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Afghanistan intervention.

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

"He'll see you now, but I should warn you � he secretly despises you."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Woke and wonderful

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Emojis fail me."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.