Media Savvy Person Gifts

PR Agency Boots out Prince Charles.

"They grow up so fast."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

A little bird told me...

Online Dating

Stephen Fry

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

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Binge Watch

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"#BeCurious"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

Newspaper suicide.

Victorian Selfie

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Presenter Auditions.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Freedom of the Press

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

Ian Hislop

Celebrity Gavin Henson