Media Savvy Individual Gifts

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Digital Fomo!

A little bird told me...

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

Stephen Fry

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Online Dating

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Newspaper suicide.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."