Internet-savvy Person Gifts

Lance, what does "NSFW" stand for? "Not Safe For Work." It means that if I open this filthy e-mail at work and my boss is looking over my shoulder, I'll get fired, bit if I open it at home and the wolverine is looking over my shoulder, I'm fine.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Early Learning Today

The Re-Opening of Schools

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

CCTV in church.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"