Internet Savvy Gifts

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Web search for 'the fairest of them all'.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Colin didn't want to risk videos of his dates going viral online.

'The facts of life? Sure -- just type in this URL.'

Sparechange.com

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Online Dating

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Victorian Selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"#BeCurious"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."