Internet Savvy Explorer Gifts

'So all that stuff Dad told us about the birds and the bees is a bunch of lies?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Internet.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Artificial Intelligence Drive

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.