Internet Savvy Explorer Pillows

'So all that stuff Dad told us about the birds and the bees is a bunch of lies?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

Likes: $2.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Man doing a search on a computer

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Coffee shop

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

Artificial Intelligence Drive

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"