Internet Explorers Gifts

"I trust this site to tell the truth."

'Activate the backup, we got a server going down!'

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

'Babiesforsale.com'

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

Couple in front of computer. Screen reads 'Internet shopping with husband'. Husband is huffing, puffing and sighing.

Internet Free Motel

'Ask your mother. She's the one who knows how to find information on the Internet.'

'Do online affairs count?'

'Hello, tech support? How do I know if I'm using the latest version of the internet?'

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

"I'm sending my gift list directly to www.santa.com!"

'He's just gone into a hot adults only website.'

"At least this way we don't have to trudge around with a bunch of weirdos."

"Your webcast is suffering from your slow broadband."

Free WiFi

"You can use our WiFi as long as you'd like, but if you're going to be nasty you'll need to move to the troll section."

Man on really old computer - SEARCH 'a new computer'

"Before there was the Internet, Grandpa didn't know that he was right about everything."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Computer- computee.

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Stabbed 47 Times

"Late at night, as his masters slept, Rufus would prowl the internet."