Digital Savvy Gifts

"I worry less about identity theft since changing my name to something containing 8-12 characters, including upper and lowercase letters and a symbol."

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'And here's me thinking I pay them ?121 every year for a licence.'

Updating the Wedding Car

Harvest Data Festival

e-shoes

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Online Dating

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Victorian Selfie

"#BeCurious"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."