Digital Savvy Pillows

"I worry less about identity theft since changing my name to something containing 8-12 characters, including upper and lowercase letters and a symbol."

The queen has been captured! Oh, I need to update my profile status!

"I would like some facebook friends for Christmas."

"One day this will all be yours, Dad"

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

'And here's me thinking I pay them ?121 every year for a licence.'

Updating the Wedding Car

Harvest Data Festival

"I didn't endorse him, but I 'Liked' him on Facebook."

Facebook/Meta

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Online Dating

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Early Learning Today

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"#BeCurious"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Victorian Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."