Digital Awareness Pillows

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

Smart phones and dumb people?

Screen Time

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Text Culture

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Obsession with the Internet.

I.T. Fear

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

Prejudice/Empathy

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Now you can send it."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!