Digital Awareness Pillows

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

Smart phones and dumb people?

Screen Time

"My email is down... talk to me."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Right click for yes...

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Text Culture

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Obsession with the Internet.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

WiFi Signals

I.T. Fear

Bird Tweet.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

The Modern Novel.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Now you can send it."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."