Computer Savvy Gifts

"Remember son: give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to write search engine optimized content, and you feed him for a lifetime."

Computer telling man he loves him

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

e-shoes

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?