Media Savvy Individual Pillows

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

A little bird told me...

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Online Dating

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"#BeCurious"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

Binge Watch

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Newspaper suicide.