Media Personality Enthusiast Pillows

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Showbiz Awards

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

A little bird told me...

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Binge Watch

Newspaper suicide.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."