Media Personality Enthusiast Prints

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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Showbiz Awards

Squeezing the Free Press.

"They grow up so fast."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Digital Fomo!

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Stephen Fry

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Newspaper suicide.

Binge Watch

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."