Radio Personality Enthusiast Prints

Sadie and Rudy, it's time to capitalize on the popularity of your tag team radio hour. Two words: Celebrity sponsorships. You two are going to do personal, on-air endorsements of wonderful new products. First up: The Amazing Hydrotowel. The what? Simultaneously dries and hydrates. Cools and warms. Angers and infuriates.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Untold Love Stories. The Shadow and Pollyanna. It's no use, Lamont, you know what evil lurks in the hearts of men and I believe there's good in everybody.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Spike Milligan

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

'I'm Bored'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Well I think the Real question is..."

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Books recommended by Oprah and Howard Stern.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Randi Rhodes

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie Ma

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" radio hour. You're on, Cleveland. What's YOUR problem?! My deadbeat brother-in-law won't leave. What do I do? For six months, he's been sleeping on my couch, watching my tv, and drinking my Dr. Pepper. Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Stalin liberated Eastern Europe and then didn't leave for 44 years. You're going to need a massive arms race, a containment strategy, and Sylvester Stallone. Now he's using my toothbrush.

Richard Widmark

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy.

Doctor to mom about kid: 'Hey - 104.5? Your kid's temperature happens to be my favorite radio station!'

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'