Media Personality Pillows

'You're going to stitch me up in this interview aren't you?'

The Media Guru: 'You don't exist until you're on TV.'

'Wow - embezzle 1000 bucks, and you're a criminal. Embezzle 10.000.000 bucks, and you're a media superstar!'

David Letterman

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

"Tonight we have good news and bad news. First the bad news. Then a commercial. Then another commercial. Then a station break..."

Celebrity Shark Attack.

Fiona Bruce

Angie Goff

"Oh, oh! I see cameras! They're here for me. Photo op time! Out of my way, fools!"

Chef's Specialities�

James May

'That's the famous political pundit? I didn't recognize him with his mouth closed.'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

Bernard Levin

Richard Coles

Dear listeners, Some troubling news. I have learned a special prosecutor wants to know the source for my scoop that Mitch McConnell has a crush on Dr. Pimple Popper star Dr. Sandra Lee. I will tell you this – I will never reveal my source. I'd sooner go to jail, as scary as that would be to my friends and family. Guess who's in the dating market again! Bad girl.

'As quickly as they had begun. Doug's fifteen minutes of fame came to an end'

Media Whore Raceway.

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

"This week on Sunday Hot Takes, the wage gap between men and women - is it really such a bad thing? Jill, you hate other women, start us off with something awful."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

You know, Lars, on cable TV news shows, talking heads like us are called pundits

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

Big trouble. What now? The latest radio ratings are out. Ask Sadie is a huge hit. You know what that means. A whole new level of incorrigible. I ma the king of all media! Larynx

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"News anchors' spring fashion show"

"My enthusiastic devotion to women has been disastrously misunderstood!"

Dying for Your Principles

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

Ronnie and Sammi get into ANOTHER argument about the housing crisis

Five Stages of White House Unemployment

"Are these microphones, O Lord, on?"