Media Personalities Pillows

Jane Chastain

Sebastian Gorka

Ainsley Earhardt

Lindsey Graham

Joshua Feuerstein

Trial by Media

'How fast can you hype?'

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

If nobody had invented graphics

Gay Times...

Joan Hickson

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

A little bird told me...

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Stephen Fry

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Local News in Heaven

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

"Wow. . . is that you, Mr Erdogan. . . Mr Kim Jong-un. . . Mr Putin. . . Mr Maduro. . . Mr. Bin-Salman. . . Mr al-Assad. . ."

Marilyn's Rushmore

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."