Television Personalities Pillows

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

The americanisation of vulture.

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Little Red Riding Carpet

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

Reporter #6: television.

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Next camera crew 5 mins

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Will work for Food Network.