Television Presenters Pillows

"We know some people who tell lies...weather forecasters!!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Showbiz Awards

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"A dozen eggs and a pint of semi-skimmed...Sorry, looks like I left my presentation in my other coat."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Fishermen

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Reporter #6: television.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Next camera crew 5 mins

Presentation skills.

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Presenter Auditions.

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."