Tv Presenter Pillows

Melvyn Bragg.

Honest Weather Forecasting

Steve Irwin.

Ant And Dec,

Stephen Fry.

David Dickinson

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Ant and Dec.

'I believe it's a snuff box.'

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

The real master chef challenge

Ant and Dec.

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"What do I do? I'm a broadcaster."

Question - 'What does 'DVD' stand for?' Reply - 'Dick Van Dyke.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons are falling upstate, while simple showers of sulfur and nitrogen are blanketing the central countries. Toxic air pollutants will be prevalent in all areas and may endanger some lower forms of aquatic life. For the rest of us, enjoy the sun and the weekend."

"I want you to meet Ted. Ted's a would-be anchorman."

'I'm sorry... We seem to be having a problem with our teleprompter.'

The great Tea Bag Scam!

Reality Show Host

Weather Forecast.

Harry Hill

Antiques Roadshow 1, plate of chips "Yes it is a King Edward's...shame its chipped"

'Do you see your father much?' 'No...what channel is he on?'

'...all that and more after the break, so stay tuned!'

Trevor Mcdonald

Walter Cronkite.

Terry Wogan

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'It's quite a gruesome scene out here today - body parts regenerating everywhere.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

James May.