Television Personality Pillows

Will work for Food Network.

Joan Hickson

Alex Guarnaschelli

"Popular astrologer and psychic Malder Tercado's contract with a national Spanish-language TV network was not renewed. Tercado was reportedly surprised by the news...saying he didn't see it coming."

Trevor Mcdonald

'Just wait. They'll soon be making celebrity roadside chef.'

Noel Edmonds.

"What's that git doing on the television again?"

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

'I knew it was a mistake for Parkie to come.'

TV chef

Patrick Moore

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

Clare Balding

Guy Fieri

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Larry King

Rylan Clark

The Emeril Isle

Valerie Bertinelli

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

Andrew Marr

Graham Norton

Kellogg's Wapners

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

Good Morning Britain has just achieved something previously thought impossible...by making Piers Morgan the most likeable man on screen.

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Piers Morgan says what we're all thinking.

Jeffrey Tambor

Chris O'Dowd

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

The ParDon: "I made me an offer I can't refuse."