Media Personality Follower Pillows

'I haven't seen such irritation since I forced my husband to watch the Suze Orman marathon.'

"The Friesian/Kardashian, the best rump steak on the planet!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

"Walt Disney on ice."

A little bird told me...

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

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Elections in the USA

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.