Social Media Savvy Pillows

"OMG! I just got born!"

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"I also follow him on Instagram."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"The doctor can't see you today, but he will connect with you on social media."

'Quality patient care is all about clear compassionate communications...was that less than 140 characters?'

'We've agreed on a name, but not a username.'

'This is great, now we can also follow the herd on Twitter!'

"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."

'It's nothing personal. How could it be? Until you friended me on Facebook I didn't even know you worked here.'

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you favorable mention in my blog.'

'I mean like from 'lonely' to 'desperate'.'

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'So, that's why your relationship status us 'It's complicated'!'

Welcome to the Annoying People Cafe. Just a reminder, all meals include a selfie stick.

"I'm just checking my balance..."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

"I don't know why, but I feel really positive today!"

"If you want a career in nursing it's probably a good idea not to post pictures of yourself as drunk orangutan on social media. . ."

"We have a couple of items that are trending this evening."

"Would say this tweet puts us at DEFCON 3 or 4?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"Trump's got more followers on Twitter."

"She's clearly using filters."

"It's just history retweeting."

"Please go easy on my client, Your Honor. He's already suffered enough with all the Twitter shaming,"

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"I tell ya, this place sure got quiet."

Cancel culture.

"The taste was fine, but the presentation only got me 5 likes."

"No one cares about your garbage."

"He used to squawk. Now he tweets."