Social Media Savvy Pillows

"OMG! I just got born!"

"We're gonna get you after school!"

"I also follow him on Instagram."

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

The revised 12 days of Christmas

"The doctor can't see you today, but he will connect with you on social media."

'Quality patient care is all about clear compassionate communications...was that less than 140 characters?'

"I can't give you a raise, but how 'bout a shout-out on Yelp?"

'This is great, now we can also follow the herd on Twitter!'

'We've agreed on a name, but not a username.'

"I'm just checking my balance..."

"Officer! You can't just lock me up for my facebook posts!"

'We've gone viral!'

"I don't know why, but I feel really positive today!"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

'I mean like from 'lonely' to 'desperate'.'

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'A grade of 85 or higher will get you favorable mention in my blog.'

'It's nothing personal. How could it be? Until you friended me on Facebook I didn't even know you worked here.'

'Either that figure's wrong or some of my eight billion facebook friends are imposters.'

'So, that's why your relationship status us 'It's complicated'!'

Welcome to the Annoying People Cafe. Just a reminder, all meals include a selfie stick.

"If you want a career in nursing it's probably a good idea not to post pictures of yourself as drunk orangutan on social media. . ."

"And another thing. I don't want you visiting my Web site."

Give em hell Harry is a lot more inspiring than Follow me on Twitter.

"We have a couple of items that are trending this evening."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Don't judge me until you see me web page."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"Trump's got more followers on Twitter."

"Another pic? You know it's the same food every [censored] day, right?"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

"Oh, great. Now Bernini is trending!"

"It looked better when I saw it on Instagram."