"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"
Social Savvy Scholar Gifts
Looking for a gift for your socially savvy scholar? Find witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for knowledge and conversation. These clever designs make learning and socializing even more fun.
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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy
'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'
Victorian Selfie
"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."
"#BeCurious"
'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'
"We thought this was more realistic."
"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."
"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."
"I already have the perfect hashtag!"
"A virus ate my homework."
"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."
'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'
If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets
'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'
"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."
"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."
"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"
'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'
The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack
"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."
Afghanistan intervention.
Woke and wonderful
"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"
Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.
"Emojis fail me."
"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."
Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.
"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."
"OMG! I just got born!"
'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'
'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''
Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations
Social Savvy Scholar Gifts Collection
Social Savvy Scholar Mugs
Explore our collection of clever mugs perfect for the socially savvy scholar. Find designs that spark conversation and add personality to their coffee break.
Social Savvy Scholar Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows featuring humorous and intellectual designs that celebrate their social savvy.
Social Savvy Scholar Prints
Find inspiring prints that reflect their passion for learning and socializing. Great for decorating a study or favorite gathering spot.
Social Savvy Scholar T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that showcase their quick wit and love of social interaction. Perfect for casual days and study hangouts.