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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Victorian Selfie

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"#BeCurious"

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"A virus ate my homework."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"And a final note: Perception officially become reality."

The Guardian: Portland Republican says party should use militia groups after racial attack

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Afghanistan intervention.

Woke and wonderful

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Emojis fail me."

"OMG! I just got born!"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'