Tweet-savvy Scholar Gifts

Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"A virus ate my homework."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

Man and bird

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

The twittering president.

Tweet

'My teacher has said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"Actually no mum, I haven't made lots of new friends."

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

'I got the ain't nobody reading my tweets blues.'

USA allow additional execution methods...

'Unaccustomed as I am to public tweeting ... '