Tweeting Thinker Gifts

I Tweet, Therefore I am.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

The Proust of Twitter

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

Climate Change -- You are here.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Ecological Therapy

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"