Tweetologist Gifts

"Your tweets are Hemingwayesque."

The Proust of Twitter

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Ornithologist

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Twitter Prison

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"It was his tweets I fell in love with first!"

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

My Fair Lady Twitter

Tweet

'Has anyone ever told you your tweets are Hemingwayesque?'

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."