Tweetmaster Gifts

I have laryngitis. I lost my voice screaming because the internet generation is so self-centered. You write self-centered blogs, internet sites, and now you tweet. You are navel-gazing narcissists. Aaaah. Getting yelled at by a sign. Tap tap tap tap.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Beers

Worker ant's To Do list.

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

A giant glass of red wine

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

'Toast'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Cheers

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

A very fine vintage

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Prosecco

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"Today, charges that Putin hacked Trump's tweets..."

"I'd rather be at the office."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."