Tweetmaster T-Shirts

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Beers

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Toast'

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Prosecco

A very fine vintage

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"He just sits there, trying to think of the tweet to end all tweets."

"I'd rather be at the office."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."